5.19.2005

"What's your problem, Kazansky?"

(or, "Since You've Been Gone")
What a difference a week makes. That I forgot what a fucking psycho this chick is, and how much I absolutely despise everything about her, is one of those inexplicable behavioral physiologies arising from craven personal inertia. Cut bait, man, cut bait.

Anyone remember that Steely Dan song, "Hey Nineteen"?

No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
...
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember the Queen of Soul

This is what I dealt with on a daily basis. Let me impart a nugget of wisdom: if you ever find yourself in the surreal position of having to challenge the apparent merits of E and trance clubs as a recurring social outlet with a prospective girlfriend--call an audible and get the hell out of there. It's been like dating a cast member of "Go", only, she's no Katie Holmes.

5.17.2005

Holy Shiite

This Newsweek fiasco is unbelievable, and ultimately caused the deaths, but does anyone see fit to mention that the proximate cause was a bunch of muslims who fucking freaked out on themselves? And that they regularly freak out? Remember the Miss World event in Nigeria where 100 people died after rioting? Why does everyone have to walk on eggshells where the Islamic community is concerned?

BTW, the Quoran is sort of a big book. Hard to flush, I would think. But really, you're telling me we're all coffee and doughnuts when we're interrogating enemy combatants in our Geneva-convention-free zone at Guantanamo? Please. Of course someone has taken a dookie on the good book to get a reaction. This is all so disingenuous.

So on NPR today they were interviewing US soliders in Iraq on the issue of identifying insurgents, roadside bombs, et al. One indicated his core tactic is "looking for something out of place" from the day before--this is how the most fearsome and advanced fighting unit in history connoiters for threats? I am under-fucking-whelmed.

5.16.2005

Scary Chicks (or, "Buddy, can you spare some lithium?")

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People, you have to check these out. All by one, very sick, girl.
Can you say, "bi-polar"?
LOL, LOL