Big teeth, bad hair(line)

"Since you dumped me, I go to bars &, get this, EAT MEALS, every single day!"
Wow. Let me say that again--WOW.

My God, what a fucking troll.

p.s. padded-bra-that's-thicker-than-my-little-boy-titties alert

p.p.s. why'd you stop wearing that watch? could it be... because... of... THIS!
excuse me while I pause to laugh hysterically. hahahahahaha. hahahahahaha.