I have famous friends [or, "Join Veronica's Vadge Club !!"]

Big teeth, bad hair(line)

"Since you dumped me, I go to bars &, get this, EAT MEALS, every single day!"
Wow. Let me say that again--WOW.

My God, what a fucking troll.

p.s. padded-bra-that's-thicker-than-my-little-boy-titties alert

p.p.s. why'd you stop wearing that watch? could it be... because... of... THIS!
excuse me while I pause to laugh hysterically. hahahahahaha. hahahahahaha.

Mexican Crossing

Saw this sign coming up from Baja into San Diego a couple weeks ago but didn't get the shot, was laughing too hard to hold the camera. Thankfully, someone else has my racist sensibilities and posted it under "Mexican crossing".

Today's Sign of the Apocalypse

observed on my hit-tracker:
ucop051039.ucop.edu (University Of California Office Of The President)

24th January 2006
11:29:39
fuckyouwhore.blogspot.com/2005/10/freaky-sex-show.html
referring site: fuckyouwhore.blogspot.com/

careful, Mr. President, I wouldn't be looking at her snatch in the office, if I were you!!

this Craigslist response was pretty funny:
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/128122109.html