12.13.2005

Welcome All !

To those referred here from Craigslist, et al., welcome! This is an inclusive community we have established for psycho ex-'s and their homeless, jobless, b/f- / g/f -less, visa-status-less, ugly cohorts. Enjoy!

Unfortunately, to make my $200K, I don't have time just today to respond point by point to her brilliantly-penned-desperate-plea-to-re-enter-my-good-graces (I definitely saw it, but it's very subtly constructed), but I did want to do my best to provide additional forums for continued free expression.

She is really much too modest and reclusive for someone of her clear rhetorical talents. Losing herself in masturbatory fantasies (video coming Saturday!), chain-smoking, and finding bliss via the sublime conduit of spam over steaming ramen, is indeed quite a life, but I've always felt she has the potential for so much more. Let not this rose fade into twilight--encourage the blossoming of her continued honest, heartfelt expression by pleading for more of the same. If you would like to contact Veronica directly, please use one of the following:

v_dio@yahoo.com
veronica_dio@yahoo.com
veronica.dio@gmail.com
dio.veronica@gmail.com

Alternatively, while it is true, and troubling, that I indeed lack her current phone number, you may directly contact one of her three most cherished friends, who I'm sure would be more than amenable to patch you through. If you encounter any trouble, post a request, and I'll put up her complete address book.

Elena Cruz, 415.305.5854
Kathy Agaton, 646.734.0996

Coming Saturday: Veronica-related porn, and, as an added bonus for our dedicated readers, her Social Security and driver's license numbers, bank accounts, mailing addresses, and my contact at the Department of Homeland Security, should you, as I, be concerned with respect to her Abu Sayyaf links in the separatist province of Mindanao. I'll cover Interpol. She is such an extraordinary person, but she, as we all, has flaws unfortunately, one of them an indefatigable religious zealotry--subsequent to the threats & abuse I was subjected to, I personally would not be comfortable with her presence in any Western or Western-aligned nation.

So while it truly saddens me, cursed we will be to forever view this rose from afar. Fight on, Veronica, your fortitude inspires me. Do not go gentle into that good night.
(Or you can abide my very reasonable request, and I'll take it down--up to you.)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you.
HOT.

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that girl was punching way above her weight.

nice pic!

9:37 PM  

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