Also Not (Round 1 loser)
"Boy or girl? I can be either, master, as neither am I.
Fear not my overbite, safe it is when slow I blow."
[Rx Postscript: Non-jet lag induced vileness]
posted by whatupwilly at 7:00 AM
10.24.2005
"Boy or girl? I can be either, master, as neither am I.
Fear not my overbite, safe it is when slow I blow."
[Rx Postscript: Non-jet lag induced vileness]
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6 Comments:
Just have one question for you, this chick is so *not* hot, what the hell were you thinking? I can't fathom how I'm the one telling you this, you're supposed to be a professional, man--literally!
[BTW, that *is* one hell of an overbite. Why'd you take down the other comments about it? They were fucking brilliant.]
firstly, i dont want you coming here anymore asswipe, stay on OUR blog. secondly, yes, she's fucking gross, can we please move on? EVERY other guy she's been linked with is on her level of hideousness--I've seen them, and it should have caught my attention, but as I said, Guinness Book of (sober) Beer Goggling, right here senor.
in much more important news, put up 315 yesterday! wish you were there buddy, it's been a LONG way coming.
losing the comments was my fuck-up; for posterity, let's not forget the winners:
"Claire Danes-quality overbite, can she do tricks like open beer bottles?"
"i bet she likes 'soft lighting', doesn't she? [OMG, I can't stop laughing at this one--because IT'S FUCKING TRUE!]
Me: I set the world record for longest sustained beer-goggle
apologies, one more: "her hairline is receding faster than the Bay of Fundy". you may have missed this one amidst the general vitriol.
the hair loss is actually pretty stark (& so goddamn schadenfreude amusing), i'll try to post a before shot from a few years ago for a side-by-side.
"She's bald Jerry! What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald."
way too much fun for a Monday.
Adriana was A LOT hotter dude. Like no contest. Why did you ever dump her anyway?
btw, 3 plates is the fucking big-time, congrats!
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