Hola, Guapa! (or "The Morning After [GAG]")
ah, to have our lives back, returned so effortlessly. did it have to be so? the blood and tears and roses was just so tiresome. i'm tired of being tired. thanks be to our glorious god for visa restrictions and the Patriot Act.
hey so i'm truly making my way through "For Whom the Bell Tolls"--there's a section where this haggardly Spanish woman is going on about how sometimes when you're in love you don't recognize that the girl (in this case) is ugly, but then something triggers a moment of clarity and the veil is pierced, and she's ugly again, and it's never quite the same:
"Yet one has a feeling within one that blinds a man while he loves you. You, with that feeling, blind him, and blind yourself. Then one day, for no reason, he sees you ugly as you really are and he is not blind any more and then you see yourself as ugly and he sees you and you lose your man and your feeling."
"I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down." SPR, 1998 (Note to chicks from Rx: attire in tank-tops only when one has a semblance of a chest. Also please do defer "going out" to those who are truly beautiful--generally, one would allow hideous scars, moles, and balding to circumscribe your movements in this respect.)
I couldn't help myself from smirking as I read it. Dio--objectively speaking--you're ugly. you must know this, but I just wanted to let you know that I know. the cat's out of the bag. you know what, one of the worst things you ever suggested was to ask people if Elena Cruz was gross, because in addition to that affirmative, they were like--"... and who the fuck is that?! she be fea, SA!"
you two when together are like the Makati City ugly twins. btw, you simply have to post up a photo of you with the next guy you slam. call it my 'gallows humor'.
oh & don't bother planting something with that fucking poseur Maloy Luakian. total waste of time. and isn't that just your new loser's ball right there? let's see--ugly & asian, check. loser, check. unemployed, check again. can you please be my friend? Dio & Maloy--can't stop LOL, LOL
hey so i'm truly making my way through "For Whom the Bell Tolls"--there's a section where this haggardly Spanish woman is going on about how sometimes when you're in love you don't recognize that the girl (in this case) is ugly, but then something triggers a moment of clarity and the veil is pierced, and she's ugly again, and it's never quite the same:
"Yet one has a feeling within one that blinds a man while he loves you. You, with that feeling, blind him, and blind yourself. Then one day, for no reason, he sees you ugly as you really are and he is not blind any more and then you see yourself as ugly and he sees you and you lose your man and your feeling."
"I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down." SPR, 1998 (Note to chicks from Rx: attire in tank-tops only when one has a semblance of a chest. Also please do defer "going out" to those who are truly beautiful--generally, one would allow hideous scars, moles, and balding to circumscribe your movements in this respect.)
I couldn't help myself from smirking as I read it. Dio--objectively speaking--you're ugly. you must know this, but I just wanted to let you know that I know. the cat's out of the bag. you know what, one of the worst things you ever suggested was to ask people if Elena Cruz was gross, because in addition to that affirmative, they were like--"... and who the fuck is that?! she be fea, SA!"
you two when together are like the Makati City ugly twins. btw, you simply have to post up a photo of you with the next guy you slam. call it my 'gallows humor'.
oh & don't bother planting something with that fucking poseur Maloy Luakian. total waste of time. and isn't that just your new loser's ball right there? let's see--ugly & asian, check. loser, check. unemployed, check again. can you please be my friend? Dio & Maloy--can't stop LOL, LOL
posted by whatupwilly at 5:40 PM
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Looking at this again with some distance--it's quite possibly the Worst Picture in History.
Please don't leave home without those oversized sunglasses. It's just not courteous to the homeless people--they're eating sometimes.
Makes Elena look like a fucking runway model. Uh, nice nose.
gross!!
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