cold turkey

thanksgiving in vegas. now that's rich. the intersection of family values and legalized gambling & prostitution. i wonder what the traditional routine is. after saying grace and breaking bread with the family does dad saunter over to the crazy horse for some light ("hard") entertainment? while mom blows junior's lunch money on slots at the tropicana? while junior retires to an evening of playstation "grand theft auto" and impure thoughts about 15-yo jennie who dirty talks to her boyfriend while babysitting?

fyi folks, nevada is a "red" state.