10.23.2004

harold & kumar

i have to write this up as a public service... i'm firing up white castle at 6.50AM. allowing for that absurdity, let me give you another:

"White Castle. The Recipe for a Great Holiday.

In a large mixing bowl, tear the burgers into pieces and add diced celery and seasonings. Toss and add chicken broth. Toss well. Stuff cavity of turkey just before roasting. Makes about 9 cups. Note: Allow one hamburger for each pound of turkey..."

ah, the elusive white castle turkey stuffing recipe. arguably the most grotesque food development this side of the McRib, corn-topped pizza, and V's ethnic favorite, salty duck egg pancakes.

no, let me restate, this is the worst idea ever conceived, and i have to meet the author, that's a year's worth of material right there.

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